THIS BEER WILL ALLEGEDLY MAKE YOU BETTER AT SEX

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 The Watercress Company is teaming up with Cerne Abbas Brewery to create a beer that might actually rev up your sex drive, instead of pumping the brakes on your potential. 

The lager is being coined the "Watercress Warrior," infused with watercress and natural spring water from the natural springs at The Watercress Company's farm, near Dorchester, England. 

"Cerne Abbas is one of the first places watercress was grown and also the location of a brilliant brewery, which we were very keen to work with," James Harper, of The Watercress Company, told the Daily Echo.

Watercress, a supposed "superfood," high in Vitamins A, B, C, and E, it's apparently great for digestion… and yes, an aphrodisiac that can boost sperm count, testosterone, and make you generally horny.